The Gods Are Making Me Fat. by shantottoEars, literature
Literature
The Gods Are Making Me Fat.
Zeus reached up into the skies,
And stole the thunder for my thighs.
Poseidon, he came down in haste,
And gifted blubber to my waist.
Hades came up from his fiery cell,
To give me cravings straight from hell.
The combination of these is beyond despair,
This horrific weight gain is without compare.