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Zeus reached up into the skies,
And stole the thunder for my thighs.
Poseidon, he came down in haste,
And gifted blubber to my waist.
Hades came up from his fiery cell,
To give me cravings straight from hell.
The combination of these is beyond despair,
This horrific weight gain is without compare.
And stole the thunder for my thighs.
Poseidon, he came down in haste,
And gifted blubber to my waist.
Hades came up from his fiery cell,
To give me cravings straight from hell.
The combination of these is beyond despair,
This horrific weight gain is without compare.
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Something I thought up in the shower after looking down. Yuppppppp.
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Blaming fat on the gods seems a wonderful idea....
It allows for more chocolate and lasagna consumption -- guilt-free weight gain.
You are a genius.
I love this poem by the way.
It allows for more chocolate and lasagna consumption -- guilt-free weight gain.
You are a genius.
I love this poem by the way.